Corrie’s stalwarts have been at the centre of some major drama (Picture: Metro/ITV)
Corrie’s special brand of comedy treated us to the lovable Kirk Sutherland’s (Andy Whyment) unique insights as he attempted to embrace singledom after the end of his marriage.
And in the café and the Rovers respectively, Roy Cropper (David Neilson), Bernie Winter (Jane Hazlegrove) and Jenny Connor (Sally Ann Matthews) continue to pass comment on the locals’ dilemmas with a brilliant wisdom and wit.
So, apart from notable departures, what brought on this unfounded speculation that the show was in crisis?
For me, the negativity stems from the paths certain characters are taking, dampening the show’s spirit.
Lisa Swain’s (Vicky Myers) romance with Carla Connor (Alison King) has faced endless interruptions in favour of police business. We’ve not seen nearly enough of Lisa and Carla as a proper couple, and with crime levels at an alarming high in Weatherfield, let’s calm this down and, where possible, escape the darkness for some warmth.
Weatherfield is a hotbed of crime at the moment (Picture: ITV)
David has a lot on his plate right now, from his own gaslighting leading to wife Shona’s (Julia Goulding) one night stand, to the gangsters out for his thieving blood.
Suddenly the wisecracks, a trademark which usually gives us a welcome break from the tension, have taken a backseat. The pay-off with David has always been his deadpan delivery, giving way to some form of optimism, and I’d love to see this back as a priority and the gangster drama resolved.
I’d also call for more entertainment from the delightful Mary Taylor (Patti Clare), who barely graces our screens these days.
Next, let’s dive into pregnant Daisy Midgeley’s (Charlotte Jordan) ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ saga. I want to see soap land change the habit of a lifetime and clear this one up quickly.
My vote? Make Daniel Osbourne (Rob Mallard) the father, despite the surrounding controversy and Daisy’s impending farewell. Daisy’s adoration for Daniel’s son Bertie (Rufus Morgan-Smith) has developed naturally and helped soften the once manipulative barmaid.
Although I’d never want to wish away more cast members, I can’t help but imagine Daisy, Daniel, Bertie and baby heading off into the sunset – purely for the sake of an idyllic happy ever after.
A happy ending for Daisy? How likely may that be? (Picture: ITV)
Leanne as a bitter ex isn’t sitting well (Picture: ITV)
Now, we need to talk about Leanne Battersby (Jane Danson). One of the Street’s strongest women, she’s been forced into the role of bitter ex thanks to stepsister Toyah’s (Georgia Taylor) unconvincing affair with Leanne’s long-term partner, Nick Tilsley (Ben Price).
Tearing Leanne and Toyah apart in this way was never going to go down well, but vengeful Leanne has become the villain and she deserves far better than that.
It’s time for Leanne to get her life back and reclaim some dignity. And, although it would render the whole plot pointless, please split up Toyah and Nick and remind us why we love them as characters in their own right.
Nick should be single for a while and concentrate on fatherhood and Platt family ties, while Toyah must repair her bond with Leanne.
Coronation Street seems determined to pigeonhole Toyah, painting her as obsessive and self-righteous, at least through Abi’s eyes as they clash over young Alfie.
The sisterly bond is all but shattered (Picture: ITV)
Why not change this tired narrative and revisit Toyah’s failed adoption of foster daughter Elsie, giving her that opportunity through another child? Alternatively, let her branch out and make positive new friendships away from the aforementioned judgements.
Elsewhere, there’s yet more cheating afoot as Abi’s trauma leads her into temptation – just as husband Kevin (Michael Le Vell) is diagnosed with testicular cancer.
Abi has already been unfaithful, and her tortured visions of murdered son Seb Franklin (Harry Visinoni) would be much more compelling without another fling that risks us losing respect for fan-favourite Abi.
I certainly don’t want to see two important stories about cancer and Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder overshadowed by infidelity, and the only way to justify this twist is to have Abi change her mind at the last minute and allow her and Kev to lean on each other.
Everything we love about Coronation Street still very much exists and will continue to do so; it just needs to be nourished.
Toning down the scares and scandals and injecting some extra heart and humour into the show could restore it to its former glory.